Adam is a NOOB 😂

Here are the latest updates on Adam's questionable life choices:

• 💻 Adam dropped soda on his new laptop. RIP electronics.
• 🚗 Adam has a driving test booked for 29 November 2025 at 14:22 PM.
• 👁️ Adam will no longer be blind starting 19 November 2025. Miraculous!
• 🍔 Adam is also very fat.
• 🥩 Eats fake steaks.
• 📱 No electronic device survives while in the ownership of Adam.
• 🛏️ Slept in a bed with Wasiq once in 27 years, and the bed collapsed instantly.

Adam’s device destruction hall of fame 🏆:

• 📱 Blackberry Storm
• 📱 iPhone 4S
• 📱 Samsung Galaxy S8
• 📱 Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra
• 📱 Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra (twice!)
• 📱 OnePlus 6T
• 🎧 Countless headphones & earbuds
• 💻 Many, many laptops (RIP them all)

Adam's curse with electronics is truly legendary 🔥💀